Stare Dad

Dad they're in the yard Who's in the yard? All the boys MY MILKSHAKES!

Dad they're in the yard Who's in the yard? All the boys MY MILKSHAKES!   Stare Dad

Dad I read something awesome on Reddit the other day! Did you upvote it? n..no... Go get my gun.

Dad I read something awesome on Reddit the other day! Did you upvote it? n..no... Go get my gun.  Stare Dad

Dad I had an accident in my pants! No you didn't ... what? I shit your pants.

Dad I had an accident in my pants! No you didn't ... what? I shit your pants.  Stare Dad

Daddy, daddy! I made brownies what kind ...regular get the fuck out

Daddy, daddy! I made brownies what kind ...regular get the fuck out  Stare Dad

Dad, why is there a Christmas tree in the living room, it's July? I'd wait for December but... but what? Your leukemia won't

Dad, why is there a Christmas tree in the living room, it's July? I'd wait for December but... but what? Your leukemia won't  Stare Dad

Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...

Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom's crying because she thinks she's become fat, old and ugly. Oh? And what can I do? Maybe a compliment? Well, she has great eyesight and she's very observant.

Dad, Mom's crying because she thinks she's become fat, old and ugly. Oh?  And what can I do? Maybe a compliment? Well, she has great eyesight and she's very observant.     Stare Dad

Dad, Mom is screwing a golf pro. Yes, and...? He uses your clubs. She dies!

Dad, Mom is screwing a golf pro. Yes, and...? He uses your clubs. She dies!  Stare Dad

AAAAH MOM'S HAVING SEX Mkay With a girl WITHOUT ME!?!?

AAAAH MOM'S HAVING SEX  Mkay With a girl WITHOUT ME!?!?  Stare Dad

DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead man in our basement! Are you sure? Yes! Wrong answer.

DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead man in our basement! Are you sure? Yes! Wrong answer.  Stare Dad
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