The Rock Driving

So kiddo, ask me anything you want about about the birds and bees Why is anal so uncomfortable?

So kiddo, ask me anything you want about about the birds and bees Why is anal so uncomfortable?  The Rock Driving

Yeah I'm about seven and a half, hard. How big is yours? Girls don't have penises.

Yeah I'm about seven and a half, hard. How big is yours? Girls don't have penises.  The Rock Driving

Yeah, I'm still struggling with my crippling fear of compact discs. Don't. Look. Up.

Yeah, I'm still struggling with my crippling fear of compact discs. Don't. Look. Up.  The Rock Driving

WE finaly scraped together 4000$ to send our beloved MarineKing to MLG I heard he nuked his own army and lost to Drewbie...

WE finaly scraped together 4000$ to send our beloved MarineKing to MLG I heard he nuked his own army and lost to Drewbie...  The Rock Driving

The earth's many layers of rock were caused by noah's flood. The Grand Canyon was also formed by Noah's flood. How can a flood form the Grand Canyon if the layers of rock were not already there?

The earth's many layers of rock were caused by noah's flood. The Grand Canyon was also formed by Noah's flood. How can a flood form the Grand Canyon if the layers of rock were not already there?  The Rock Driving

There is a stop coming up, do you wanna get some food? Dont know... Can you smell what they are cookin?

There is a stop coming up, do you wanna get some food? Dont know... Can you smell what they are cookin?  The Rock Driving

Pretty exciting to see me in the driver's seat, huh? It'd be more exciting if you were Vin Diesel.

Pretty exciting to see me in the driver's seat, huh? It'd be more exciting if you were Vin Diesel.  The Rock Driving

You know... I starred in "Race to Witch Mountain". "Race to Witch Mountain"? More like "Race from any legitimacy as an actor Mountain".

You know... I starred in

out of all the friends, joey was my favorite i really hated that face he would make all the time

out of all the friends, joey was my favorite i really hated that face he would make all the time  The Rock Driving

Did that kid just throw a rock at my car? Get the crossbow.

Did that kid just throw a rock at my car? Get the crossbow.  The Rock Driving
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