Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you complaining about being fat is less attractive than actually being fat

what if i told you complaining about being fat is less attractive than actually being fat  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Saying "No Offense" doesn't make you any less of an asshole?

What if I told you Saying

what if i told you the fact you think liking a facebook picture affects your standing with god makes your religion sound even more ridiculous?

what if i told you the fact you think liking a facebook picture affects your standing with god makes your religion sound even more ridiculous?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you D.A.R.E. actually made kids more interested in drugs

what if i told you D.A.R.E. actually made kids more interested in drugs  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's racist to assume white people are racist

what if i told you It's racist to assume white people are racist  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Getting a job after college will be harder than Being in college

what if i told you Getting a job after college will be harder than Being in college  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that riding my ass doesn't make me drive faster

what if i told you that riding my ass doesn't make me drive faster  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Being in college will be harder than getting into a college

what if i told you Being in college will be harder than getting into a college  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the alphabet song is really twinkle twinkle little star

what if i told you the alphabet song is really twinkle twinkle little star  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the reason you think all memes are over used is because you spend too much time on the computer

what if i told you the reason you think all memes are over used is because you spend too much time on the computer  Matrix Morpheus