Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidently texts "Want to bang" instead of "hang" to hot chick She says sure

Accidently texts

Friends tell crush my dick is small "I guess I'll have to see for myself"

Friends tell crush my dick is small

Gets stood up on the first date Hooks up with waitress from the restaurant

Gets stood up on the first date Hooks up with waitress from the restaurant  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

someone started a rumour about me for having a large penis

someone started a rumour about me for having a large penis  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidentally sent text to boss complaining about my low wages Got a raise, effective immediately

accidentally sent text to boss complaining about my low wages Got a raise, effective immediately   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl I know stared at her phone while she walked past me She was texting me

Girl I know stared at her phone while she walked past me She was texting me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"I wouldn't hook up with you if you were the last man on Earth." "If I were the last man on Earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line."

Send sexy text to the wrong girl She sends one back

Send sexy text to the wrong girl She sends one back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally touch a girl's boob she touched mine back

Accidentally touch a girl's boob she touched mine back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hot girl didn't want to hook up with me when she was drunk in my bed Had Sober sex in the morning

Hot girl didn't want to hook up with me when she was drunk in my bed Had Sober sex in the morning  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin