Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, my girlfriend went to a frat party for an hour last night And I only texted her 81 times

I'll have you know, my girlfriend went to a frat party for an hour last night And I only texted her 81 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I got my first pair of contact lenses yesterday And I was only an hour late to work this morning

I'll have you know that I got my first pair of contact lenses yesterday And I was only an hour late to work this morning  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that my girlfriend and I spent 6 hours assembling IKEA furniture And we only threatened to break up twice

I'll have you know that my girlfriend and I spent 6 hours assembling IKEA furniture And we only threatened to break up twice  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I built an IKEA Dresser all on my own And only said fuck 28 times.

I'll have you know, I built an IKEA Dresser all on my own And only said fuck 28 times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box  Tough Spongebob

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I watched Les miserables and i only cried four times

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I watched Les miserables and i only cried four times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I kept the Listerine in my mouth For the full 30 seconds

I'll have you know, I kept the Listerine in my mouth For the full 30 seconds  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I had blood drawn this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, I had blood drawn this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.  Tough Spongebob