Forever Alone

Is ignored at work for being socially awkward and shy is treated overly nice by co-workers after mass shootings

Is ignored at work for being socially awkward and shy is treated overly nice by co-workers after mass shootings  Forever Alone

I have imaginary friends But they only talk to each other.

I have imaginary friends But they only talk to each other.  Forever Alone

One night stand "that's all the storage space I'll need."

One night stand

i'm not attractive enough for the real world or clever enough for the internet

i'm not attractive enough for the real world or clever enough for the internet  Forever Alone

First words of the day spoken 6 hours after waking up

First words of the day spoken 6 hours after waking up  Forever Alone

Have you had sex with... NO

Have you had sex with... NO  Forever Alone

You overestimate my powers

You overestimate my powers  Forever Alone

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation no problem

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation no problem  Forever Alone

Make Awesome new ringtone don't hear it for two weeks

Make Awesome new ringtone  don't hear it for two weeks  Forever Alone

Forgot to put phone on silent at the movie theater Didn't matter

Forgot to put phone on silent at the movie theater Didn't matter  Forever Alone
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